Today, September 13th, is a holiday that you all probably never heard of.
NATIONAL GRANDPARENTS DAY
It was signedby Congress in the 1980's to be celebrated on the Sunday after Labor Day.
It is meant to honor our grandparents for their wisdom and.... well... everything.
So...do you want my wisdom? Ask me anything! Whatd'y wanna know?
Grandma
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14 comments:
Why can't salty, fatty foods be good for you?
Thank You for your question.
My words of wisdom are:
MODERATION IN ALL THINGS
PS Have you ever tried to eat an egg without salt? It can't be done.
How did life begin? s.
Oh, that's deep.Deeper than salt.
But the answer is simple:
LIFE BEGINS WITH THE TWINKLE
IN AN EYE
So who's next?
Why do my parents make me go to school? Never made sense to me.
Michael,
That's an easy one.
Your parents...ALL parents send their children to school just to get them out of the house for a few hours! Otherwise they would offer to Home School them.
NEXT
what is the meaning of life?
who created the universe?
why are we here?
Wow, the Suval's questions are much more philosophical than the Kardas'. Tell us why wise old Grandma?
I agree Cheryl, such profound questions from Suval. What is in your water Merrick?
But you desire the wisdom of my age, so here it is:
Q) What is the meaning of life?
A) That question is bad for the health. Have a cup of tea...you'll feel better.
Q)Why are we here?
A) Another bad one...take a cookie with your tea.
Q) Who created the universe?
A) Well,DUH, God of course. What does that mean, you ask? Don't know but I like the sound of it.
PS I am on a roll. Nothing can stop me now!
Okay, okay, you will answer ANY QUESTION? I have a question for you, and remember, you have to answer it. You know what? I will be nice. I will give you 2 questions, you only have to answer 1, but feel free to do both.
Are you ready? Make sure you choose an exsiting choice. Drum roll please.....
Who is your favorite grandchild?
A.Michael
B.Elizabeth
C.Evan
D.Lauren
E.Nicole
Who is your favorite child?
A. Cheryl
B. Sari
C. Saul
Nicle, Wow, that is a tough question. But, as I am also tough, and wise I will answer it.
First I must tell you that I added Briana and Marc's name to the list. So , my favorite grandchild is.........................................wait for it.............
BLEMMEN
Do you know who that is Nicole? or any of you?
its a combination of all of our first initials..
Kudos Elizabeth. How long did it take you to figure it out? It is a pretty funny name isn't it? Sounds like somebody coughing and sneezing, but what could I come up with with only 2 vowels?
So Nicole, are you satisfied with my Wisdom?
Okay, right when i read your comment, before elizabeth commented, litterally less than a second i knew it was all of our initials. and no i am not! if you read what i said, you have to choose an EXISTING CHOICE. blemmen is not an existing choice. try again and you have to answer!
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